So I know the title could potentially indicate a plethora of ri-dick issues surrounding religion, but I wanted to speak specifically to a total fucktard of a husband of a friend I’ve known for 13 years. Here’s the lowdown…I’m a lesbian and have been “out” for about five years. Fucktard has been in my friend’s (let’s call her Jane) life now (and unfortunately for me, in mine) for three years. About twice a month we get together for some type of bar food and beers. Last week we decided on one of my very favorites these days, buffalo wings. We were having a lovely time and I was thoroughly enjoying my twelve wings of various flavors. Jane and some other friends left early; thus, I was left with Fucktard and another one of my buddies to finish our adult beverages with our typical friendly banter. Weirdly, the conversation turned to religion and being gay. Ok, so I’ll admit, not the best topic to discuss at the bar, especially with someone whose opinion you don’t respect anyway, but we did. Here is some background on Fucktard. He’s a total loser – dropped out of college, had a kid out of wedlock (which he barely takes responsibility for), has rarely has kept a steady job, is in debt, etc. Jane met him three years ago and sort of, if at all, straightened his ass out, so he’s one lucky bastard that someone actually took pity on his total douchebag soul….
So, back to the wing joint. Fucktard proceeds to tell me that being gay is a SIN. Umm, WTF!?!? HOWEVER, he loves to watch lesbian porn and would participate in a threesome if any poor, helpless women were to be stupid enough to partake in such a disgusting act with him (and by disgusting, I mean specifically with him – far be it from me to look down upon two hot women in any form of intimacy). Anyway, can I say HY-PO-CRITE? He then continues, comparing homosexuality to murder or adultery or anything else that is related to a biblical sin.
Wow, I am completely shocked and taken aback at his mentality and his view that being gay can even remotely be compared to a pedophile IMing some 13-year-old girl inappropriate propositions. How is it even possible for someone to even think these two things can be compared? Don’t offer “tolerance is love and understanding,” but never accept me. And for the record, I actually attend church. In the heat of our conversation, I even quoted the Bible regarding homosexuality to support my case, however, he, claiming to be the religious person that he is, couldn’t provide one single piece of evidence to support his theory of “homosexuality is a sin.”
Being the calm, rationale, decent human being that I AM (despite wanting to go crazy, psycho, hysterical pull-hair-and-scratch-face lezzie on him), I graciously tell Fucktard that the conversation is over, that my night is over and quite frankly our “friendship” is over. Bruised ego and hurt feelings in hand, I walk out the door, truly wondering if society is really making any headway in the battle of equality. Thankfully, I actually have REAL friends who think Fucktard is just that: A. FUCK. TARD.
So I repeat, Blacklisted, ignorant religious pricks who are hypocrites.
(If interested, an unbiased point of reference regarding the Bible and homosexuality found here via Wikipedia.)
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